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This has been the craziest last Two Weeks for me. 5000+ people descended upon an area of forest only 7,400 mi^2 (Or ~12,000km^2). My town was full of out of state license plates. Yep it even made news headlines Lookup Tonto National Forest Party ^Too early in the year for lights and no, that is not a Christmas Tree The mariachi music played long into the night (many of my friends told me, I decided sleep was more important than being in the woods at a party) Surprisingly a lot of the trash has been cleaned up. Sidenote: I think MadMax the movie was said to be in 2021 Arizona. News link https://www.azfamily.com/news/authorities-break-up-illegal-weekend-party-with-over-5-000-people-in-tonto-national-forest/article_057ce036-9733-11eb-8ca8-d3508eed8a15.html

I just got out of the funniest game ever on fields right now. I don't know what's gotten into me but I couldn't stop laughing for I swear probably close to 10 damn minutes. All because a player randomly had the need to tell all of us in game that "he wished he woke up next to a girlfriend in the morning" All of us in game of course laughed our asses off but I actually couldn't stop laughing, I was also having a couple of beers but still that shit caught me way off guard. Bravo gdi player, you almost made me piss myself.

https://www.moddb.com/games/cc-renegade/addons/chris-hansen-locke-replacement So funny, I cannot stop laughing! =D I was looking for some new recticle mods for Renegade & stumbled upon this mod by accident. Whoever made this mod is s genius.

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I've had this mammoth for a while and I'm not sure if I should leave it unmolested, turn it into the soviet mammoth tank, or Mammoth 36?

Recently, W3D Hub launched a throwback version of A Path Beyond, going back to the classic Beta days that made the game into an internet phenomenon. Needless to say, lots of fun was had, swear words were said, and the highlights are coming to you now. Starring myself, @Voe, @thedisclaimitory, @Einstein, @Ice, @OWA, and all those who participated in the games. It was a blast.

Here is another one joke, lol. When a lot of old school gamers were angry at C&C. Well, I partially explained a plot of C&C4 in this video, but not much.

This is some funny and old video I found in my account. Sydney gotta go fast, ha-ha!

Simple Spam artillary. artillery is the answer to everything playing red alert? Nod artillery. doing exams? Nod artillery. playing tiberian sun reborn? Nod artillery. getting bullied? Nod artillery. the answer to life the universe and everything ain't 42 its not artillery

Real prefix : (Not)Funny Moderation Everytime i see @F00ker muting or kicking someone from IRC without saying a reason to log. (Or just anytime i see @F00ker) P.S: Looks like this is only type of replies i can make, but i hope i will do something except this.... someday.

[blurb]The update everyone has been waiting to see![/blurb][thumb]thumb_apb.7.png[/thumb]Hello everyone! Welcome to the late night update! The update you've all been waiting for the past few weeks! I'm your host, Coolrock-o! I bring you an exciting new showing of what's been in the works for the past few months. Let me tell you, it wasn't easy getting this all ready for the fans that have been sticking around all these years. Be happy that Pushwall is here, otherwise none of this wouldn't be possible! I know I have a lot of you on the edge wondering what this is all about by now, so let's get to it! MiGThe MiG is finally finished, and will be added into the game come the next patch. More details will be released in the developer blog! For now, I have a very nice render to show off the final product. This should be a nice flash back for anyone familiar with the Red Alert cutscenes. Model by @Sir_Phoenixx | Texture by @Fabian| Render by @Dghelneshi With such a flashy new MiG being added into the game, which threatens the Allied Navy, we decided that it was also time to overhaul the naval units. Let's face it, the older models have served their purpose! Gunboat While the best looking of the two ships, we still felt that this ship needed a new look to match the other detail wise. Here's a look at the new Gunboat! Again, more details will be given once the developer blog is released. Model & Texture by Omegavision | Render by @Dghelneshi Let's jump right into our last update for the night! DestroyerThis has to be one of the biggest improvements to a vehicle this game has seen in years. Hands down one of the best looking vehicles currently in the game. This will be your go-to when protecting your fleet from incoming Yaks, MiGs, and Hinds! Model & Texture by Omegavision | Render by @Dghelneshi Along with all this happening, the Soviets also need to see an update also. Currently a WIP, but I wanted to share this with you guys anyways! Missile SubSorry for the picture quality, but it's the best I have for this sneak peak. Hope you guys don't mind! Model by @Kane000 This one won't be ready for a while, but it'll be coming with hopefully a new Attack Sub later this year! With all that said and done, I hope you guys enjoyed this little teaser. I swear I'm forgetting something though Oh that's right! How silly of me! Cruiser Model & Texture by Omegavision | Render by @Dghelneshi IT'S HERE NEXT PATCH! GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!

So some of you know that i was streaming some of games from past two game nights. I managed to record overall 7 games, and its time to release them. For now only one, but i'll keep on updating this post whenever new one comes out. Also an invitation to everyone else who wants to show their videos from games, go ahead and post them here

just why did i just feel free to post more funny ?️rap

You may remember these from back in 2009 when I first showed them back on BHP. Now I decided to revive and improve them a bit, with some new artwork. Also, to go with them, a little advertising poster:

So we were playing Soviet's and lost a game. Why? Because the Allies had an unfair advantage. They abused a known bug that makes a particular team OP and continuously abused it throughout the match. What was it? Teamwork. Teamwork. Teamwork!!!! The Allies constantly used teamwork, such as medics and tanyas, mixed unit tactics, diversions, etc... etc.. etc... I recommend a modest improvement to help combat this bug (Which @Pushwall has not chosen to fix for some reason) Simply, give the Soviet's a Chronosphere, they can then go back in time and add an additional 15 mins to the game timer for themselves. The Allies are kicked off at 00:00, the Soviet's at -15:00. A simple and easy fix. Everyone will be for this, unless you are part of the Bourgeois. Pic only added for likes.

Apparently the statistics page has stopped updating properly, and now it shows this...

I will be doing compilations of funny events during APB gameplay and uploading them on YouTube. To the playlist

Many of you who are aware of me know that I love the Terry Crews old spice commercials, particularly the ones with the classic "WTF Boom" mixed in. Never seen them before? Well, check out this beautiful compilation. Quite entertaining, aren't they? Well now, you can enjoy the magic of Old Spice ingame! It's so powerful it can cause serious damage to the enemy base! Yeah it is! Who said that? Was that my left bicep? No, it was my Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabdominals. Okay enough beating around the bush. This pack transforms Demolition Trucks into Old Spice trucks! Check the preview: In addition, the Old Spice whistle (complete with Terry Crews awesomeness) is now the signal that a demo truck is armed. Finally, the chargeup/detonation is the classic "WTF Boom" meme. This affects the nuclear missile as well, so have fun! You can download the pack here: https://www.mediafire.com/?p9stzi9hiamcg96 Oh, and just one more thing: Buh ba bum buh buh bah POWER!

So, River Raid yeah? Me and Fraydo were on the same team..... This ensues, and we win the game. Edit: Chopbam got smart-assy with me when my original title included "strats" so I CORRECTLY changed the title of this thread. Pushwall, pls nerf <3 (satire, dont actually nerf....)

With all these balance threads and map requests abounding, I thought I'd make a little survey: Favorite map, why, and least favorite map, and why! Favorite map: I love good 'ol Ridge war: might be a huge map, but the amount of crap and funny demos that go on on a regular basis make it memorable; from demos under the allied cliff, to 'nook rushes, this one comes in as my all- round favorite. Least: Bonsai: Along with hostile waters, this is the one map I have never had a victory on, and for me, at least, a victory counts as a game where I made a meaningful contribution to the team, while being there from the beginning/ start of match. Also, 2 words: Roof flare.

Watch out for the GLA kids. Source: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-05-12-uk-russian-embassy-tweets-screenshot-from-command-and-conquer-generals

Just a discussion I thought I'd make for fun. For me: a.) Tiber, because the guy finds a way into your buildings through back doors I don't even know exist b.) Sith_wampa, because the guy is never on my team, and I can never kill him! Ever! c.) delta, because, IMO, he is the best player right now. Sorry, that is just my opinion! What do you all think?