GeneralCamo Posted March 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 You gain INFINITE KNOWLEDGE. The vast amount of knowledge gives you a long list of mental disorders, including Schizophrenia, Manic Depression Disorder, and Multiple Personality Disorder. As a result, no-one takes your knowledge seriously. I wish I would get out of my own grave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted, but then Van Helsing slices your face in half because he mistook your for a zombie. I wish it was spring already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nodlied Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Granted, but it'll keep raining until summer. I wish this wish was posted on page four of this thread. Granted but Voe ends up keying the side of it with "Ethiopia rules."I don't see any problem with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Granted but it wouldnt make sense there br0. I wish I had one of these! EDIT: any way to allow .gif to animate on here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triattack Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 I think that should work by default 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 bant for not making a wish or corrupting mine. Idk man, the minions are a .gif, it works when you clicky but not normal in the post....it is of no consequence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triattack Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Try posting the image link and not the attachment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted but it wouldnt make sense there br0. I wish I had one of these! minion.gif EDIT: any way to allow .gif to animate on here? Granted, but then bears eat them for the cream filling. I wish I was RoboCop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted March 15, 2015 Report Share Posted March 15, 2015 Lol granted but you always do this Because of your cream filling joke, i wish i had something with cream filling in it. Like an oatmeal creampie or something... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac The Madd Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Granted but the cream filling is replaced with molten tungsten. I wish that this thread would revive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plokite_Wolf Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Granted, but the admins are plotting to permaban you if it does. I wish I had a Warhammer 40k collection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Granted. You lose your arms. I wish Lord_Kane would hurry up with my sandwich already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Granted, but he "made" the mayo himself. I wish for an ice cream sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triattack Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Granted but it's filled with the grossest tastes you can imaging. I wish that I'm more stable in a k1 (kayak). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac The Madd Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Granted you are now stably upside-down all the time. I wish this cat was less needy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Granted. It now weighs over 9000 pounds. I wish I had a bigger "office". (its actually a closet with a desk inside) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Empire Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Okay, your office is now the vast expanse of space, and your stapler is in the Andromeda Galaxy. I wish I had a pet Giant Squid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plokite_Wolf Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Granted, but it obeys every Yuri's command and is looking at you rather strangely. I want to have the ability to have one free pizza per week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac The Madd Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 (Uh Typo sir^ you mean I wish not I want) Granted, but it is moldy and rotting. I wish for it to rain live chickens. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Granted, but Xyrom starts hugging them all. Also they poo everywhere and stink up the place. I wish I could play Arkham Knight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralCamo Posted July 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Granted. You play a horrible Chinese port of Arkham Knight on the NES. I wish world peace would be achieved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac The Madd Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Granted it is achieved through a war that kills every living thing in the world. I wish for an impenetrable fortress complete with nuclear silos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 Granted, but you can't get in because opening the door would make it penetrable. I wish I was watching a Star Trek movie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralCamo Posted July 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 You are watching the extremely rare never before seen "Star Trek Christmas Special" which makes the Star Wars christmas special look like a runaway hit with 20 oscars. I wish I would wish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 You are watching the extremely rare never before seen "Star Trek Christmas Special" which makes the Star Wars christmas special look like a runaway hit with 20 oscars. Oh god.. I think that's only legal to view in Amsterdam. I wish I would wish. Granted, but your wishception divides by zero and nukes the universe with antimatter. I wish to be an all powerful genie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralCamo Posted July 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 Unrelated, but I was informed there WAS actually a Star Trek christmas special. And yes, it was very bad (so bad it never aired). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plokite_Wolf Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 I wish to be an all powerful genie.Granted, but you can only do three actions (granting other people's wishes or otherwise, this includes speaking) before you vanish for eternity. I wish I could pilot a fighter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralCamo Posted July 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 Granted. Unfortunately, the same wish also teleported you into the vacuum of space. Have fun playing with the controls that do nothing for a whole minute before succumbing to asphyxia. I wish space would behave like an ocean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar007 Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 EDIT: damn you camo for the ninja reply! Granted but the fighter explodes due to a mechanical failure before even lifting up. Granted but now the oceans are empty space so you are unable to experience the beaty of any oceans or shorelines. I wish I had a high-end quantum computer from the era where quantum computers are mainstream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac The Madd Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 (edited) EDIT: damn you camo for the ninja reply! Granted but the fighter explodes due to a mechanical failure before even lifting up. Granted but now the oceans are empty space so you are unable to experience the beaty of any oceans or shorelines. I wish I had a high-end quantum computer from the era where quantum computers are mainstream. Granted but uses more power than you can possibly generate. I wish Ar Come out. Edited July 3, 2015 by Isaac The Madd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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