Chaos_Knight Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but you fall into a deep sleep friday evening and don't wake up til monday I wish i could decompile any .exe *does evil laugh* Granted, but no program you compile will ever work I wish most of the jobs weren't so boring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaokiP Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Jobs are now somewhat fun but the worktime has doubled! I wish I had a bag of chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZ-Stalker Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but it happens to contain 95% air and only 5% chips.I wish I could just jump out of my 2nd floor window with no fall damage when on my way to work/university. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but you land in lava and take fire damage. I wish I was playing golf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but its the last game you will ever be allowed to play. I wish..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWA Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but Limp Bizkit haven't had any new material in a few years. I wish I could be a rock star. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but you get overshadowed by other bands and turn to drugs. I wish I had a jeep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nodlied Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but you die in a jeep crash while sitting next to Patton. I wish this topic would be locked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaokiP Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but you die in a jeep crash while sitting next to Patton. I wish this topic would be locked. Sure, but I unlock it so fast you don't even notice it was locked. I wish I had something to drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but you have to drink from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-198'>SCP-198. I wish I had a burger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 I wish I had a jeep. Jeep fanboy here : I wish I had a burger. Granted but you may only eat burgers for the rest of your life! I wish I had something better for lunch... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but you may only eat burgers for the rest of your life! Joke's on you- I would love that! I wish I had something better for lunch... Granted but you have something worse for dinner. I wish I was immortal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nodlied Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but you're stuck in frozen time forever. I wish I refused to allow a feminist to make me a sammich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallywood Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but you're stuck in frozen time forever. I wish I refused to allow a feminist to make me a sammich. Granted, but she makes it anyway with broken glass I wish for I didn't have to pee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted! You piss yourself. I wish i didn't make minimum wage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nodlied Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but you make even less. I wish for a battery to power my remote. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but you lose the remote. I wish I made more than minimum wage : 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but taxes eat all of it. I wish I was a cyborg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nodlied Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but you will no longer have a free will. The will of CABAL must be enforced. I wish I got to watch TV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrus09 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but it's all adds. I wish I could click these cookies faster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but each time you click is worth half the value of the previous click. Actually I already figured a way to click faster PM me for teh infoz I wish research wasn't a necessary part of my job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voe Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but each time you click is worth half the value of the previous click. Actually I already figured a way to click faster PM me for teh infoz I wish research wasn't a necessary part of my job. Granted, but you've become a priest. I wish I had 2 forks instead of 1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nodlied Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but they're stuck on your ears. I wish I got a television. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar007 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but you no longer have a phone, tablet, laptop or PC. I wish I had enough money to live off of the interest alone ;D 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralCamo Posted January 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you are arrested for monetary fraud. I wish I had a cat. Edited January 31, 2015 by Generalcamo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChopBam Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, but it has rabies and scratches you. I wish I had the best job ever! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, but you have the worst home life ever. I wish I didn't have asthma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted but you must take 5 injections a day to prevent asthma from developing. Guys, quite honestly I wish I was better at time management. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Empire Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 All right, but unforeseen circumstances always ruin your meticulous plansI wish I had a fully functioning AT-ST, with sufficient fuel and spare parts to last my lifetime, instruction manuals on usage, repair and maintenance, and government approved licenses to do with it as I please, as well as insurance.Try ruining that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. - - - You lose all artistic ability. I wish my health problems would take a turn for the better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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