Huh. I was expecting a lot of "are you fucking crazy Cat5?" posts but instead it seems most of you think this is plausible. Hmm.
I've decided I'd rather do the investigation anyway, however. I'm leaning towards my theory being too crazy to be true, so I'd rather get all the information. It's just a question of who should do it. Just in case, I don't think anyone who has been implicated by other results should be doing this, so no Jeod, Brigitte, or KY. I suppose I need to be included in that too since you guys can't know that the Scyther thing doesn't refer to me, so not me either. Retaliation, TheIrishman and Shade should be our candidates. I think I would favor Retaliation, unless we're worried that perhaps his investigation was inaccurate.