RULES
TEXT ONLY - refrain from images unless the text is in an image macro that matches appropriately. yes i know that joke is bad
NO LINKS - copy-paste the jokes here, or type them. NO HARASSING - the occasional joke is cool but ganging up isn't. OFFENSIVE JOKES - USE YOUR DISCRETION WHEN POSTING. if you find a joke 100% inappropriate for this forum REPORT It. USE SPOILER TAGS FOR JOKE EXPLANATIONS posts here may be removed without warning
advisory rule, try and post jokes with a short lead-up and a punchline. story jokes are OK but keep 'em short.
with that out of the way LET THE JOKING BEGIN