I mean, I'm not ready to vote up ILTS yet (it's waaaaaay early), but that does cast him in an entirely different light.
(And no, Nodlied, this doesn't make me your buddy)
I give the an item to the first person to visit me. If Fedex sends me a package that's a person, who's the first person on my doorstep, the delivery person, or the delivery itself?