1. No
2. Shade first, because I believe everyone else's alibis more, and a ninja seems like a solid fit.
3. I doubt it. The position wasn't right for bussing, IMO. I guess others can have different views on bussing, but I don't think a bus in that situation would mesh with anyone here really well. I guess Irish could be capable of that, but I wouldn't expect Jeod to go along with it.
4. Nope
5. Negative.
6. The world's fastest vending machine is about 10 miles away from me.