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So this guy's in his senior year and he asks his friend to go with him to the Formal. She says yes, and he's bursting with joy. The next day he heads to the tailors for a nice suit, and of course - this being the day before the formal - all his classmates are there and he has to wait in line for a few hours. He doesn't care though - he's still super happy. Next he goes to get some lunch, because by now it's midday, but of course it's peak hour at the shops and he was to wait in line for another few hours to order. After he finishes it's the afternoon, so he heads to the florist for a corsage. He has this great yellow one in his mind, made of imported Dutch tulips, and can't wait to see it. He has to wait in another line for a few more hours - someone was buying thousands of roses for a wedding. He still doesn't care though, he's just so excited to be going out with his friend. On the way home there's a huge line of traffic but he's just daydreaming the time away. Come the next night and he's back in traffic, he picks her up and they arrive at the venue - after sitting though a long line of cars - only to be queued up at the ticket checking line. They get in on time though, and meet up with their friends - who all agree the corsage he bought was beautiful. After lining up for some photos, they sit down to talk. He's still gushing to be with her, so he enthusiastically asks "can I get you anything?", she's smiling away and just says, "a drink would be greats, thanks" So he gets up and almost skips to the bar where they had the punch and, surprisingly...

A magician did a show on a cruise ship every Thursday for the passengers. Unfortunately, his show started losing popularity because the captain's parrot knew the show inside and out and would constantly spoil it. (He put it in his sock! BRAAAWK!! It's in his hat! BRAAAWK!!) The magician absolutely hated this bird, and one day he got so mad that he pulled out a handgun and shot at it. The parrot ducked, the bullet hit a propane tank, and the ship exploded, killing everyone on board except for the parrot and the magician. After three days of floating on a piece of driftwood, the parrot finally says...

Ever hear the joke about the bin? meh, it's rubbish.

Oops sorry hope no one saw this

Talking about old hardware, I still have an old Windows 3.11 laptop that is still in working order. It's heavy as fuck and at least 5 centimetres thick

That sounds like something that would interest me a lot. Will check it out.. I find the history of computing intriguing... I was even considering buying an old acorn or apple 2 to have in my house to piss about on.

Seriously, this game is fucking scary. Please excuse my French but I've not been this scared since the arms break through the wall on resident evil 2. I'm genuinely more scared of those beady eyed androids than the alien... For some reason they dredge up a feeling of severe terror... I seriously don't think I can keep playing. Also, as a massive fan of retro computing, I absolutely love the 1970s looking computer terminals!