Killing_You

##trainer Shade, Retaliation ##rocket Killing_You ##early hammer I'm around today, but not tomorrow. I don't want to have to autobattle.

Okay, that's it. I'm not here to joke around anymore. All I wanted was a nice, clean fight. I put Irish on my side because I figured giving myself a Lapras buddy would increase my chances of not being instantly murdered. That's all. I figured we'd do a proper 2v2, and I wanted to try and stack things in my favor. I didn't think I'd get that, which is fine. It was just an idea. I didn't expect you guys to actually go for the stupid 3v1 thing. And to top it off, you managed to stack it in such a way that the penalty didn't even frickin' matter! That's just unsportsmanlike, borderline cheating in my eyes. What you should've done was put Joltean and Houndoom against me, and then had them double up Bite/Crunch. I die in one round fair and square, and that's that. Heck, it would've been some nice and proper retribution for my cocky persona. So I hope you guys had fun with Perfect Cell, because he's gone.

Alright, that might be it for me. May not be here tomorrow, definitely won't be here tonight if we early hammer. I'm gonna send in autobattle instructions to Orange just in case.

A consequence of the nature of the setup, unfortunately.

I know, I'm shitposting :P

Question: Since when is Ariana Grande a rocket executive?

Is this loss?

I ship it.

Capital idea! ##trainer Retaliation ##rocket Irish

So what you're saying is; If you end up being my partner, then I'll have to take out the other two before you three collectively can kill me.

Also, another busy weekend means that I'll have to auto battle, early hammer or no. Cool. ##Trainer Jeod ##Rocket Killing_You As much as I'm playing up the bad guy, I still do want to have a fair fight. So if you guys could team me with someone who won't try to turn a 2v2 into a 3v1, that'd be divine.

Orange, what exactly is the penalty for attacking someone you're teamed with in a double battle?

Rocketing yourself? Do you wish to take my side in battle?

I hurt him badly, and since I had the extra coin I decided to grab something while I was there. Speaking of, does this bow make me look fat?

Is your Snorlax still primaried?

Quite profitable. I'll let Shade give the details.

I could also use a training. :P

Actually, I was being snarky, but it actually makes sense. Retal doesn't mention he has Houndoom when being sent to fight Psyduck? SCUM! Irish forgets stats in the heat of the moment? SCUM! Shade breathes? SCUMMITY SCUM SCUM! What's next? Cat5 is scum because he gets Full Restore and Hyper Potion mixed up?

Ha. "Convenient." At this rate, anyone who makes a mistake is Scum. :P

Another valiant effort.

Bye bye. Thunder Punch!

That all you got? Thunder Punch!

Thunder Punch!

Yeah, but it seemed like playful banter up until now.

Boy, did that escalate quicly.