As everything pauses for that infinitesimally small period of time where the dice roll decides your fate, the Left Hand of RNGsus swoops in and deals you a lucky hand! FRAYDO happens to be on the other side of the storm and takes the big hit for you as your vessel is swept by the turbulence into calm. You are saved!
Meanwhile, I'm at Safeway, buying food for the week as always, when some punk-ass dipwad with an auto shotty runs in and starts spraying indiscriminately. Somebody, halp!