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CamosCanyon, today:

 

 


[Team] Pyrodaimon: inc another demo
[Team] moonsense715test: side
[Team] Pyrodaimon: dunno
[Team] TiberCHSL: demo
[Team] moonsense715test: D:
[Team] Pyrodaimon: just left their base
[Team] Pyrodaimon: left
[Team] Pyrodaimon: nvm is not demo
Jie destroyed a Anti-Personnel Mine (Rifle Infantry/Demolition Truck)
Jie destroyed a Anti-Personnel Mine (Rifle Infantry/Demolition Truck)
Jie destroyed a Anti-Personnel Mine (Rifle Infantry/Demolition Truck)
Jie destroyed a Anti-Personnel Mine (Rifle Infantry/Demolition Truck)
Jie destroyed a Anti-Personnel Mine (Rifle Infantry/Demolition Truck)
Jie destroyed a Anti-Personnel Mine (Rifle Infantry/Demolition Truck)
Jie destroyed a Anti-Personnel Mine (Rifle Infantry/Demolition Truck)
Jie didn't last too long in the Tiberium field.
[Team] moonsense715test: its in our base
[Team] Pyrodaimon: oh wait, it was
Death_Kitty: you were saying?

 

 

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Hahaha, indeed.

Allies were spamming Demo Trucks, so one just left the allied base and the other one was already in the soviet base.

Or maybe they chronoshifted it :p

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Actually, I'll also post this goldie back from APB Beta 1.2.0:

 


<~APBBR> 10{nothing}noone (Engineer(All)/Beretta Handgun) killed Wallywood (Rifle Soldier(Sov)/AK47 Assault Rifle)
<~APBBR> 10{nothing}noone (Engineer(All)/Beretta Handgun) killed Dabbler (Volkov/Hand Cannon (AT))
<~APBBR> 04CRYS (Shock Trooper/Shock Rifle) killed {nothing}noone (Engineer(All)/Beretta Handgun)
<~APBBR> 10{nothing}noone: noez
<~APBBR> 04CRYS (Shock Trooper/Shock Rifle) killed {nothing}noone (Engineer(All)/Beretta Handgun)
<~APBBR> 10{nothing}noone (Engineer(All)/Beretta Handgun) killed CRYS (Shock Trooper/Shock Rifle)
<~APBBR> [Rec]10 {nothing}noone has been recommended by Grand Marshal von Esling: Defending the base

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Drunk TeamWolf shenanigans from APB Nuclear Winter

 

 

 

*** Opened channel log for #mp-apb at 13/10/2010

[00:18] <APBBR> Pushwall (Mobile Artillery) destroyed Dean's AP Mine Layer
[00:18] <APBBR> Pushwall (Mobile Artillery) killed Dean (Rifle Soldier(Soviet)/AK47 Assault Rifle)
[00:18] <APBBR> Dean: wtf
[00:18] <APBBR> Dean: howd u kill me in 1 hit
[00:18] <APBBR> Pushwall: i hack
[00:18] <APBBR> Dean: ban this kid pl
[00:18] <APBBR> burningsensation (Ranger) killed Dean (Technician(Soviet)/Makarov Handgun)
[00:18] <APBBR> Dean: WOW HACK
[00:18] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: IT'S CALLED AN ARTY FOR A REASON
[00:18] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: YOU FUCKING DICK
[00:19] <APBBR> Host: (v1410nl@MODIRC): Are you telling me how to mod this server?
[00:19] <APBBR> Host: (v1410nl@MODIRC): BWAHAHAHAHHA
[00:19] <APBBR> Dean: yes
[00:19] <APBBR> Dean: ban him please
[00:19] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: IT'S A FUCKING LIGHT VEHICLE
[00:19] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: AGAINST A FUCKING ARTY
[00:19] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: ARE YOU THAT FUCKING RETARDED?
[00:19] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: OK, YOU ARE
[00:19] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: COOL
[00:19] <APBBR> Host: (v1410nl@MODIRC): I won't, and now shit it.
[00:19] <APBBR> Host: (v1410nl@MODIRC): shut*
[00:19] <APBBR> Dean: what
[00:19] <APBBR> Dean: o
[00:19] <APBBR> Dean: kk
[00:20] <APBBR> Host: (v1410nl@MODIRC): Normally I ban people who tell me how to mod.
[00:20] <APBBR> KURONO (Mobile Artillery) killed Dean (Flamethrower/Flamethrower)
[00:20] <APBBR> Dean: WOW
[00:20] <APBBR> Dean: WTF
[00:21] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: qq more
[00:21] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: YOU FUCKING SUCK
[00:21] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: FACE IT
[00:21] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: HE'S A ARTY
[00:21] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: YOUR A FLAMER INFASNTRY
[00:21] <APBBR> Dean (Shock Trooper/Shock Rifle) killed burningsensation (Rifle Soldier(All)/M16 Assault Rifle)
[00:22] <APBBR> Dean killed theirself (Shock Trooper/Shock Rifle)
[00:22] <APBBR> Dean: WOW
[00:22] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: HAXCKA
[00:22] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: YOU KILLED YOURSELF
[00:22] <APBBR> Dean: n00b lag
[00:22] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: SURE
[00:22] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: YOU FUCKING SUCK
[00:22] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: HA
[00:22] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: I WON
[00:22] <APBBR> Dean: what
[00:22] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: I WON
[00:22] <APBBR> Dean: nop
[00:22] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: YEP
[00:22] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: FACE IT
[00:22] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: YOU FUCKING SUCK
[00:23] <APBBR> [sG]forg0ten1: u mad?
[00:23] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: HE IS
[00:23] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: DEAN WAS IN RED
[00:23] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: HE KILLED HIMSELF
[00:23] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO WIN
[00:23] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: SO I WIN
[00:26] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: DEAN
[00:26] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: IS ARTY A HACK UNIT?
[00:26] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: OR
[00:26] <APBBR> KURONO: yes
[00:26] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: ARE YOU JKUST SHIT
[00:26] <APBBR> burningsensation (Phase Tank) killed Dean (Sniper(Soviet)/Dragunov Rifle)
[00:26] <APBBR> Dean: !rank
[00:26] <APBBR> Dean: HI
[00:26] <APBBR> [sG]TeamWolf: OUR SURVEY SAYS, YOUR SHIT!

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LolTeamWofl

 

And to believe that the guy is an admin. I'd say we remove his admin status as that isn't the correct way to behave. :v

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Oh dear God... I think I remember hearing about that... I was most likely very drunk and some kid pissed me off haha. Good times :D

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Kek, v1410nl

 

Viktor, born on 14th of October, Netherlands

 

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Jan 02 02:01:31 <ECWBot>    [BR] thedisclaimitory: SOEM ONE PLS TELL ME HOW TO KILL MY SELF

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