Popular Post VERTi60 Posted November 11, 2016 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 I digged some good old german forklift instruction parody vid from 2001. I wanted to share it since it might help our local polish workforce voe (even though he might know about it already, but good reminder) Warning: Contains blood and gore 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voe Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 This is gold. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojoman Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 What do you mean parody?! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forg0ten1 Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 apb forklift shood be able to impale people 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Testament Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Old meme 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voe Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 apb forklift shood be able to impale people Give it a melee attack like spy in Reborn and dog in AR. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pushwall Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 At that point you might as well just run them over - SquishVelocity is 2.0, versus its max speed of 6.5ish. That's a much more lenient squish threshold than damn near every other land vehicle, and for exactly the reasons you'd think 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voe Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 At that point you might as well just run them over - SquishVelocity is 2.0, versus its max speed of 6.5ish. That's a much more lenient squish threshold than damn near every other land vehicle, and for exactly the reasons you'd think Believe it or not but it goes so slow I never even thought of squishing people with it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VERTi60 Posted November 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 Next Halloween make the forklift insta stab soldiers while ore trucks picking up the corpses 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 Next Halloween make the forklift insta stab soldiers while ore trucks picking up the corpses Heck of a map idea right there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VERTi60 Posted November 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Somebody shared this vid today and I immediately thought of the Staplerfahrer in action IRL: (warning the video might be disturbing) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Ouch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 I forgot to mention this, but I actually have ridden on a palette as portrayed in the first part of the video. On top of a bunch of unsecured soup cans, no less. Thank GOD Klaus wasn't the operator. Or Voe, for that matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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