Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[Isaac The Madd]

Granted, it now only displays for users in Mississippi.

 

I wish Frank Herbert,the author of Dune, didn't die in 1986.

[GeneralCamo]

*revives*

Granted. He now dies in 1964, before Dune was released.

 

I wish I wouldn't have financial aid problems.

[Einstein]

Granted! No financial aid!

 

I wish for more bandwidth.

[Killing_You]

Granted, but everyone you know hijacks it so much that it chokes.

 

I wish Rockstar would make a Punisher video game.

[GeneralCamo]

Granted. But it's Wii U exclusive.

 

I wish I could control my internal clock to make boring things seem to go faster.

[Isaac The Madd]

Granted, but you can only and always do it when you need to pay attention causing to fail.

 

I wish I was better at 3d modeling.

[devilslayersbane]

Granted, but like me your texturing is that of a 3-year-old on heroine and everyone focuses on that instead.

 

I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted.

[Killing_You]

Granted, but this makes the universe divide by 0.

 

I wish I wouldn't whiff all of my attacks while playing Pathfinder.

[GeneralCamo]

Pathfinder crashes your system and deletes your hard drive to meet your wish.

 

I wish I could write essays just by thinking about them.

[Killing_You]

Granted, but every random thought you have ends up on the paper.

 

I wish Generalcamo knew that Pathfinder was a tabletop RPG similar to D&D, and not a computer game.

[Isaac The Madd]

Granted, all copies of it catch fire.

 

I wish to have a hard drive with infinite storage space.

[devilslayersbane]

Granted, however it will never be compatible with file systems that don't run on quantum computing.

 

I wish that I could pass my Army PT test.

[Killing_You]

Granted, but you're deployed to Hawaii, then diverted to Alaska without a chance to repack.

 

I wish people played this again.

[NodGuy]

Granted, but they're all extremely bad players.

 

I wish APB and Reborn were virtual reality with realistic graphics.

[Isaac The Madd]

Granted, but the gameplay is now complete crap.

 

I wish the other forum games were revived\ restarted.

[Einstein]

Granted. Forum breaks!

 

I wish I had a box of rocks.

[NodGuy]

Granted, but the box cannot be opened.

 

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

[Killing_You]

Granted, but the process requires several divide be zero scenarios that would cause the cataclysmic destruction of the universe. You decide to save everyone by asking for a PB&J sandwich instead. You get a PB&J bagel.

 

I wish I had a PB&J bagel.

[Einstein]

Granted. It thinks you taste very good.

 

I wish I could be living in my new house already.

[Killing_You]

Granted. The floor creaks, the roof leaks, there's a terrible draft. The winters are harsh, the summers are brutal. There's a wild man-eating clam in the backyard!

 

I wish for a wishing well.

[SarahNautili]

Granted, but it only grants wishes if they cannot possibly benefit you in any way, direct or indirect.

 

 

I wish I didn't get migraines anymore.

[Isaac The Madd]

Granted, you are now punched in the face instead, every time.

 

I wish for Turret.

[NodGuy]

Granted, but the barrel is filled with cement.

 

I wish Netflix would bring back Futurama and it's better than ever.

[Killing_You]

Granted, but it's re-cancelled after one season.

 

I wish I was a puppy.

[Einstein]

Granted. @OWA renames the rehab group to "funnies"

 

I wish puppy killing you didn't get neutered. Thats sad

[Killing_You]

Granted, but I turn back to a person.

 

I wish DH knew the difference between censorship and calming down.

[Grendies]

Granted. Due to everyone being too busy playing Total War, actual wars become a distant memory and people keep on praying without noticing anything.

I wish Overwatch loot boxes would give me skins for heroes I actually play.

[Omar007]

Granted but those heroes also get nerfed into oblivion so there is no reason to ever play them at all.

 

I wish I didn't have to RMA my Vive controllers