GeneralCamo Posted September 6, 2015 Report Posted September 6, 2015 You get your wish! It is so much however that the sails rip off and you also lose your radio in the process, in the middle of the ocean. So sorry about your fate. I wish I knew how to sail. 0 Quote
Killing_You Posted September 6, 2015 Report Posted September 6, 2015 Granted, but you are banned from boats. I wish someone would play Duel Masters with me. 0 Quote
moonsense715 Posted September 6, 2015 Report Posted September 6, 2015 You forgot to wish. I wish noone forgot to wish after corrupting the previous wish. 0 Quote
Omar007 Posted September 6, 2015 Report Posted September 6, 2015 Well I guess moonsense has won this one. 1 Quote
GeneralCamo Posted September 6, 2015 Report Posted September 6, 2015 He gives you $50 worth in mortgages. Now you are stuck paying them. Plus interest. I wish I had an aeroplane. 0 Quote
Killing_You Posted September 7, 2015 Report Posted September 7, 2015 Granted. You get a 747 construction kit. Oh, and the instructions are in Mayan. Have fun. I wish I had madrox micro skillz. 1 Quote
Einstein Posted September 10, 2015 Author Report Posted September 10, 2015 Granted, here he is. You corrupted your own wish because its madrox : I wish Lenovo made better products so they wouldn't have to send weird people out to fix their broken crap. 0 Quote
AndrewGOLD Posted September 11, 2015 Report Posted September 11, 2015 Granted, but Lenovo still sends weird people out to fix crap, but the crap from other shity companies because this is well paid. Even if this happened, Lenovo couldn't make better products. I wish I had the expansion pack from Tiberian Sun ( Tiberian Sun Firestorm). 0 Quote
GeneralCamo Posted September 11, 2015 Report Posted September 11, 2015 You quickly realize it is free to download at cnc-comm, rush to install it, but RA2 is better. I wish I could graduate from college already. 0 Quote
Einstein Posted September 11, 2015 Author Report Posted September 11, 2015 Granted but your degree is worthless. I wish I had a FBI-level data recovery program. 0 Quote
Plokite_Wolf Posted September 11, 2015 Report Posted September 11, 2015 Granted. But it's only compatible with an Apple II. I wish people understood that Lenovo's stuff is actually pretty good. 0 Quote
Einstein Posted September 11, 2015 Author Report Posted September 11, 2015 Granted! Everyone now understands that Lenovo's stuff is actually pretty good...compared to an Apple II. I wish I had a auto-refilling glass. 0 Quote
GeneralCamo Posted September 11, 2015 Report Posted September 11, 2015 It automatically refills whenever you pour liquid inside of it. I wish I had an M4A3E8 Sherman 0 Quote
Nodlied Posted September 11, 2015 Report Posted September 11, 2015 Wish granted. But you won't be able to upgrade the gun, so it keeps using the 75mm M3 until the end of times. Oh, and your matchmaking will be bad enough to always put you in T8 matches. I wish my wish would be corrupted. 0 Quote
Killing_You Posted September 12, 2015 Report Posted September 12, 2015 Granted. Your wish is corrupted, which corrupts and crashes your brain. RIP Nodlied. 19??-2015 I wish for a ham and cheese omelette. 0 Quote
Einstein Posted September 12, 2015 Author Report Posted September 12, 2015 If someone grants your wish but DOESN'T corrupt it, YOU WIN! No there are no prizes, only bragging rights. I wish my wish would be corrupted. Sneaky sneaky sir. However! you must win by having your wish not be corrupted at all. This does not include wishing for it to be corrupted, knowing that it will be granted Nice try though! I wish for a ham and cheese omelette. Granted! In Soviet Russia, OMELETTE EATS YOU!!! I wish for everyone to attend the game night in a couple days! Be there or.....be.......not there..........something nobody wants to be 0 Quote
Killing_You Posted September 12, 2015 Report Posted September 12, 2015 Granted. You win. Congrats. Now the paparazzi won't leave you alone. You enjoy it at first... Until they use Pym particles to infiltrate your bathroom while you are taking a napalm poopoo. I wish napalm poos didn't exist. 0 Quote
Einstein Posted September 12, 2015 Author Report Posted September 12, 2015 Since I granted your wish and did not corrupt it, do I win? If someone grants your wish but DOESN'T corrupt it, YOU WIN! No there are no prizes, only bragging rights. Well....technically that means I win but it don't even matter, we'll keep going and just keep a tally or something. Granted - The words "napalm" and "poopoo" no longer exist in the english language... Instead we use "sticky burny jelly" and "crack flak". I wish all food was gluten free. 0 Quote
Plokite_Wolf Posted September 12, 2015 Report Posted September 12, 2015 Alright, they don't fly off when you eat gluten, but you go blind and deaf instead. I wish I could understand Kubuntu better. 0 Quote
Einstein Posted September 12, 2015 Author Report Posted September 12, 2015 Granted but M$ decides to make a mess of things and demands royalties for all Linux distros that use any of their copyrighted code (which is a very surprising amount). I wish M$ did not own any Linux code. 0 Quote
Omar007 Posted September 13, 2015 Report Posted September 13, 2015 Granted but they now own all the binaries instead. I wish I hadn't accidentally DD'd a RAID drive instead of the correct drive (damn you typo's! D: ) (guess I should really get some sleep... oh well recovery seems to work so hopefully everything is back up and running tomorrow) 1 Quote
Einstein Posted September 13, 2015 Author Report Posted September 13, 2015 Ouch! I wish you hadn't done that either :/ that hurts to think about lol. (this wish doesn't count!) 0 Quote
AndrewGOLD Posted September 13, 2015 Report Posted September 13, 2015 Your wish is granted and you've done everything correct and because of that you are sleeping all the night and all the next day and all the next night and you lose the TSR game night. I wish my stomach was stronger and could resist against very spicy food. 0 Quote
moonsense715 Posted September 13, 2015 Report Posted September 13, 2015 Granted. Your farts become so deadly that everyone dies around you, so they lock you away in a chemical lab. I wish the second Reborn server appeared on the launcher for the game night. 0 Quote
Isaac The Madd Posted September 15, 2015 Report Posted September 15, 2015 Granted like whateverhisnameis's cat it is both until you observe it. I wish finding a new computer was an easier decision than it already is. 1 Quote
AndrewGOLD Posted September 16, 2015 Report Posted September 16, 2015 Granted, but there are no computers to buy anymore because I buy them all. I sell one for 70000 dollars. Oh and I also bought all the companies and now I only make pocket laptops and you can't even play Club Penguin on them. I wish I have a plantporn site. 0 Quote
Killing_You Posted September 16, 2015 Report Posted September 16, 2015 Granted. The URL is eroticteencactusporn.com. I hope you like snuff child porn. I wish Unfriended wasn't getting a sequel. 0 Quote
Einstein Posted October 12, 2015 Author Report Posted October 12, 2015 Granted. It gets 4 sequels! I wish for more paying customers in my business. 0 Quote
Isaac The Madd Posted October 12, 2015 Report Posted October 12, 2015 Granted, but they use soil for cash. I wish for I new computer. 0 Quote
Einstein Posted October 29, 2015 Author Report Posted October 29, 2015 Granted. Taking pity on your case, someone donates a brand new PC!.....Still in the unopened box from 1992! Have fun figuring out Windows 3.1! P.S. Its not all that hard.... I wish for Isaac's answer to my previous wish to be thrown out of the game because thats just plain wrong : 0 Quote
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