Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[AndrewGOLD]

Granted. You will be able to change other's person text, but that person can change

yours too. And you both become so annoying and a higher staff will ban you.

I wish I could watch all Marvel movies from the future.

[Jerad2142]

Granted, but you have to watch them all at the same time (You might also suffer from insanity due to the number of heli-carriers).

 

I wish Red Alert 3 had a better resource system.

[ChopBam]

Granted, but with the way the maps are currently designed, there's no room for proper ore fields, thus giving you absolutely no room to build your base.

 

I wish I didn't have to work for money.

[Killing_You]

Granted. You get a wheel lock pistol and no instructions or ammunition.

 

I wish I had a cheeseburger.

[Einstein]

Granted. In soviet russia.....CHEESEBURGER EATS YOU!!!

 

I wish I was a cheeseburger :

[Isaac The Madd]

Granted you now know what an american digestive system looks like, and oh by the way you are dead.

 

I wish my title was Maddman.

 

Edit: I missed a .

Edited September 3, 2015 by Isaac The Madd

[GeneralCamo]

Done. However, we ban any maddmen on sight, so you are now banned.

 

I wish we would stop corrupting wishes.

[Isaac The Madd]

Granted, you will now die of boredom.

 

I wish people were more active on this site.

[Killing_You]

Granted. You contract every STD known to man.

 

I wish I was in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

[Squid Empire]

Almost too easy! You're in the marvel universe, as yourself. Within 2 days you are blown up in some terrifying supervillain plot.

 

I wish I had paid more attention in physics classes and knew what the hell I was doing with vector addition ;_;

[Plokite_Wolf]

Granted, but now you are confused by thermodynamics and behaviour of fluids more than you were with vectors. Good luck doing puppy eyes to the professor

 

I wish Skype didn't suck so hard and didn't remove all my contacts by accident/bug.

[Einstein]

Granted. It makes you the last man alive on earth instead!

 

I wish we had WDS implemented at work so my job would be easier

[Isaac The Madd]

Granted, you blow yourself up.(What did you think was going to happen)

 

I wish I knew how to use Blender.

[Killing_You]

Granted. Plug it in, put the top on, and hit "purée." (You didn't specify! )

 

I wish I was Chris Pratt.

[Nodlied]

Granted, but when we go back to save you from your future death, we accidentaly erase Hitler from history, wich causes the RA universe to turn reality and the removal of the RA games from existance.

 

I wish every day people wouldn't be offended as easily as they are now.

[Killing_You]

Granted. Now nobody is offended by anything, even by someone just randomly shooting a guy in the face.

 

I wish someone would muzzle DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr.

[Einstein]

Granted but a defect in the manufacturing process (something to do with tiberium) of said muzzle, mutates him into a WAR BEAR for the glory of

Soviet Russia! He then devours the better part of the forum.

 

I wish we would tone this down just a tiny bit in here :downs:

[Squid Empire]

Okay, but it gets toned down slightly more then you expected, and you're mildly surprised.

 

I wish I had a pool to get through summer

[Killing_You]

Granted, but one day fall is skipped and goes straight to winter, freezing you instantly while you swim.

 

I wish I was roomies with OWA.

[GeneralCamo]

Granted, but TerrorTowers did not move out. He decides he does not like you, stuffs you in a bag, ties it, and throws you into the River Thames. Have fun Drowning.

 

I wish Lord_Kane let me live.

[Einstein]

Granted. You must obey his every command!

 

I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner.

[Killing_You]

Granted. *nom*

 

I wish I was a Jedi.

[ChopBam]

Granted, but you get cut down swiftly by a zealous Sith lord.

 

I wish I had more time to work on things again.

[Killing_You]

Granted, but the lizard people you target happen to be the Gorn, who radio the Klingons for help. Their armada blows you and your followers on Twitter to smithereens.

 

I wish I had an Ant Man suit.

[Nodlied]

Wish granted, you now have an Ant Man suit. However, the suit's mechanism is faulty and only shrinks the suit and not the person inside, destroying the suit when you first use it.

 

I wish this thread included JOHN CENA.

[Einstein]

Granted. He prank calls everyone, causing mass chaos.

 

I wish this thread included Chuck Norris!

[Killing_You]

Granted. He roundhouse kicks everyone.

 

I wish that there were more people who knew about Butt Ugly Martians.

[Killing_You]

Holy shit. I thought I would never meet someone else who remembered.

 

 

Anyways, granted, but all drugs are destroyed, along with the means to make more. You are thrust into permanent detox.

 

I wish my bowling game was better.

[Nodlied]

Granted, but it still sucked anyway.

 

I wish I didn't suffer from the cold.

[Omar007]

Granted but you now suffer from the heat.

 

I wish for wind and sunny weather tomorrow! (I'll be sailing )