You know what? I want to respond to this. I'm already pissed off, so why not?
Except I do have a tool to achieve this: THE MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON BALLS THEMSELVES. You could wish for whatever ability you want! A track, a cop, a kill, lynchproof, hell probably even nightkillproof! A tool to boost either side significantly! But also, a fun objective to fight over! But also- and here's the best part- happens to fit in with the fact that I'm still in the middle of filming, so I'm not required to be as actively involved as I usually like to be!
My intention was to be an impartial, friendly voice that could benefit everyone, and introduce a cool side goal for everyone. Instead, I'm treated with nothing but insane hostility while my primary tool, objective, and contribution is fully ignored. Frankly, I'm totally shocked that there wasn't a coordinated effort to keep the dragon balls as separate as possible to keep me from "stealing" them all at once and "winning."
Alright, tell me what you WANT me to claim. I'll do that, then you can lynch me after Mafia dies and we can be done with this shit.