Killing_You Posted July 3, 2015 Report Posted July 3, 2015 Granted, but OWA gets possessed by a bad lemon and implements microtransactions. I wish Spongebob was still good. 0 Quote
GeneralCamo Posted July 3, 2015 Author Report Posted July 3, 2015 It suddenly becomes good. By lowering the quality of everything else besides it. I wish I would not wish. 0 Quote
Killing_You Posted July 3, 2015 Report Posted July 3, 2015 Granted. You lose the game. I wish I had Mortal Kombat X. 0 Quote
Plokite_Wolf Posted July 3, 2015 Report Posted July 3, 2015 Granted, but its characters are able to enter the real world and kill you with a fatality finish. I wish I could give imaginative responses to these 0 Quote
Isaac The Madd Posted July 5, 2015 Report Posted July 5, 2015 Granted you can now only make imaginative responses. You will soon starve to death. I wish EA had Tiberian Sun remade with all of its missing features. 0 Quote
Killing_You Posted July 6, 2015 Report Posted July 6, 2015 Granted. The missing features are available for $5.99 per feature. $14.99 for the Forgotten faction. I wish I had scorpion repellent. 0 Quote
GeneralCamo Posted July 6, 2015 Author Report Posted July 6, 2015 It works on Scorpions. Deadly spiders and Mosquitoes however are attracted to it. I wish I could shape-shift. 0 Quote
Isaac The Madd Posted July 8, 2015 Report Posted July 8, 2015 Granated you can now shapeshift into whatever inanimate object you wish have fun getting back alive. I wish RenX would stop crashing and have less camera problems. 0 Quote
Plokite_Wolf Posted July 8, 2015 Report Posted July 8, 2015 Granted, the game now functions perfectly, but it infects the rest of your system and sends false (yet disturbing) information about you to the NSA. I wish I could work for Valve. 0 Quote
Nodlied Posted July 8, 2015 Report Posted July 8, 2015 Granted, but you'll never start your third day of work. I wish this thread was abandoned. 1 Quote
Killing_You Posted July 9, 2015 Report Posted July 9, 2015 Granted. 200 yearsater, former vault dwellers fix it up into their new home. I wish I had a 70" plasma screen TV. 0 Quote
Squid Empire Posted July 9, 2015 Report Posted July 9, 2015 Okay, it's 70" wide and 1" tall. I wish the Fallout 4 pip-boy edition hadn't immediately sold out 0 Quote
Eternity 6 Posted July 10, 2015 Report Posted July 10, 2015 Granted , but they use cheap oversees factories to meat demand , the pipboy melts when exposed to sweat or other fluids . I wish programing was easier. 0 Quote
GeneralCamo Posted July 11, 2015 Author Report Posted July 11, 2015 It is much easier, but the only thing that can be made are clones of minecraft. I wish that would not happen. 0 Quote
Squid Empire Posted July 11, 2015 Report Posted July 11, 2015 Sure, all programming languages are instead replaced with Malbolge, swiftly leading to the collapse of humanity. I wish less money was spent on defence and more on space in all countries 0 Quote
Killing_You Posted July 11, 2015 Report Posted July 11, 2015 Granted. Aliens invade and we can't defend ourselves. I wish I had the motivation to clean my room. 0 Quote
Plokite_Wolf Posted July 11, 2015 Report Posted July 11, 2015 Granted, but right after you do so, you fall into a never before seen level of depression and are no longer a functional human being. I wish I had money to buy stuff on GoG and Steam. 0 Quote
Einstein Posted July 13, 2015 Report Posted July 13, 2015 granted, but soon spam bots will flood the forum with an endless tide of porn threads. I wish I was a porn star. Since I just approved this, no one had a chance to corrupt your wish! Lets see.... Granted but you are stricken with a curse that makes it so that if you ever look at another human being, you'll burst into flame oh noes I wish I had money to buy stuff on GoG and Steam. Granted. Everything is out of stock. I wish the power had not gone off while i was out of the country for a week and all my food had not gone bad and the freezer had not defrosted everywhere and had not ruined the old wood floor in my old wood house....wait this wish sounds strangely like a sob story. #temporarilyhomeless 0 Quote
Isaac The Madd Posted July 13, 2015 Report Posted July 13, 2015 Granted a nuclear war wiped out your house instead. I wish I had a jumpjet's jumpjet. 1 Quote
Einstein Posted July 14, 2015 Report Posted July 14, 2015 Granted. But the button gets stuck and you leave the atmosphere never to return. I wish for google maps to be a tiny bit more accurate. 0 Quote
Isaac The Madd Posted July 27, 2015 Report Posted July 27, 2015 Granted. But the button gets stuck and you leave the atmosphere never to return. I wish for google maps to be a tiny bit more accurate. Granted. The world now looks like a Google roads map. (no land for you only orange and blue roads) I wish for bump Granted but it is horrible. I wish I would stop getting distracted by modding actual Tiberian sun and work on my Map some more. 1 Quote
Einstein Posted July 27, 2015 Report Posted July 27, 2015 Granted. You make awesome stuff that never gets used. I wish Lenovo's warranty site wasn't totally retarded. 0 Quote
Isaac The Madd Posted July 27, 2015 Report Posted July 27, 2015 Granted. It longer exists. I wish more people were still interested in Tiberian Sun. 0 Quote
ganein14 Posted July 27, 2015 Report Posted July 27, 2015 Granted, but they are worse players than bots ever could be. I wish I had a bottomless can of Pringles. 0 Quote
GeneralCamo Posted July 27, 2015 Author Report Posted July 27, 2015 You have a bottomless can of Pringles. Too bad no crisps are in it. I wish I had a bottomless bag of Cape Cod potato crisps with an infinite amount of chips. 1 Quote
Einstein Posted July 28, 2015 Report Posted July 28, 2015 Granted. You now (like me) have a gluten intolerance. I wish I didn't have a gluten intolerance :/ 0 Quote
Isaac The Madd Posted July 28, 2015 Report Posted July 28, 2015 Granted. You no longer have a digestive system. I wish I was not ADHD. 0 Quote
GeneralCamo Posted August 18, 2015 Author Report Posted August 18, 2015 You are not ADHD. You are Isaac The Madd, a FAR worse problem to have. I wish I chose a better nickname for myself. 0 Quote
Squid Empire Posted August 18, 2015 Report Posted August 18, 2015 Granted, but Squid Empire is already taken I wish I could function normally on only 4 hours of sleep 0 Quote
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