Chaos_Knight Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but you fall into a deep sleep friday evening and don't wake up til monday I wish i could decompile any .exe *does evil laugh* Granted, but no program you compile will ever work I wish most of the jobs weren't so boring. 0 Quote
NaokiP Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Jobs are now somewhat fun but the worktime has doubled! I wish I had a bag of chips. 0 Quote
AZ-Stalker Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but it happens to contain 95% air and only 5% chips.I wish I could just jump out of my 2nd floor window with no fall damage when on my way to work/university. 0 Quote
Killing_You Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but you land in lava and take fire damage. I wish I was playing golf. 0 Quote
Einstein Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but its the last game you will ever be allowed to play. I wish..... 0 Quote
OWA Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but Limp Bizkit haven't had any new material in a few years. I wish I could be a rock star. 0 Quote
Killing_You Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but you get overshadowed by other bands and turn to drugs. I wish I had a jeep. 0 Quote
Nodlied Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but you die in a jeep crash while sitting next to Patton. I wish this topic would be locked. 0 Quote
NaokiP Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but you die in a jeep crash while sitting next to Patton. I wish this topic would be locked. Sure, but I unlock it so fast you don't even notice it was locked. I wish I had something to drink. 0 Quote
Killing_You Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but you have to drink from http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-198'>SCP-198. I wish I had a burger. 0 Quote
Einstein Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 I wish I had a jeep. Jeep fanboy here : I wish I had a burger. Granted but you may only eat burgers for the rest of your life! I wish I had something better for lunch... 0 Quote
Killing_You Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but you may only eat burgers for the rest of your life! Joke's on you- I would love that! I wish I had something better for lunch... Granted but you have something worse for dinner. I wish I was immortal. 0 Quote
Nodlied Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but you're stuck in frozen time forever. I wish I refused to allow a feminist to make me a sammich. 0 Quote
Wallywood Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but you're stuck in frozen time forever. I wish I refused to allow a feminist to make me a sammich. Granted, but she makes it anyway with broken glass I wish for I didn't have to pee 0 Quote
Einstein Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted! You piss yourself. I wish i didn't make minimum wage. 1 Quote
Nodlied Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but you make even less. I wish for a battery to power my remote. 0 Quote
Einstein Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but you lose the remote. I wish I made more than minimum wage : 0 Quote
Killing_You Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but taxes eat all of it. I wish I was a cyborg. 0 Quote
Nodlied Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but you will no longer have a free will. The will of CABAL must be enforced. I wish I got to watch TV. 0 Quote
Garrus09 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but it's all adds. I wish I could click these cookies faster. 0 Quote
Einstein Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but each time you click is worth half the value of the previous click. Actually I already figured a way to click faster PM me for teh infoz I wish research wasn't a necessary part of my job. 0 Quote
Voe Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but each time you click is worth half the value of the previous click. Actually I already figured a way to click faster PM me for teh infoz I wish research wasn't a necessary part of my job. Granted, but you've become a priest. I wish I had 2 forks instead of 1. 0 Quote
Nodlied Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted, but they're stuck on your ears. I wish I got a television. 0 Quote
Omar007 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 Granted but you no longer have a phone, tablet, laptop or PC. I wish I had enough money to live off of the interest alone ;D 0 Quote
GeneralCamo Posted January 31, 2015 Author Report Posted January 31, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you are arrested for monetary fraud. I wish I had a cat. Edited January 31, 2015 by Generalcamo 0 Quote
ChopBam Posted January 31, 2015 Report Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, but it has rabies and scratches you. I wish I had the best job ever! 0 Quote
Killing_You Posted January 31, 2015 Report Posted January 31, 2015 Granted, but you have the worst home life ever. I wish I didn't have asthma. 0 Quote
Einstein Posted January 31, 2015 Report Posted January 31, 2015 Granted but you must take 5 injections a day to prevent asthma from developing. Guys, quite honestly I wish I was better at time management. 0 Quote
Squid Empire Posted January 31, 2015 Report Posted January 31, 2015 All right, but unforeseen circumstances always ruin your meticulous plansI wish I had a fully functioning AT-ST, with sufficient fuel and spare parts to last my lifetime, instruction manuals on usage, repair and maintenance, and government approved licenses to do with it as I please, as well as insurance.Try ruining that 0 Quote
Einstein Posted January 31, 2015 Report Posted January 31, 2015 Granted. - - - You lose all artistic ability. I wish my health problems would take a turn for the better. 0 Quote
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