Chaos_Knight Posted February 25, 2015 Report Posted February 25, 2015 *Applies defib unit to the topic* Granted but it comes with a crazy butcher driver who tries to murder you. I wish the days were longer. 0 Quote
Garrus09 Posted February 25, 2015 Report Posted February 25, 2015 Granted. You now live in Alaska and the nights last just as long. I wish my internet was more stable. 0 Quote
Chaos_Knight Posted February 25, 2015 Report Posted February 25, 2015 Granted. You now live in Alaska and the nights last just as long. I wish my internet was more stable. Granted, it's stable now. It's stably dead. I wish the weather was better. 0 Quote
Killing_You Posted February 25, 2015 Report Posted February 25, 2015 Granted, but it attracts tons of locusts. I wish I had pizza. 0 Quote
Einstein Posted February 25, 2015 Report Posted February 25, 2015 Granted but its a locust pizza : I wish it would snow more often here. (First snow day in a while) 0 Quote
Chaos_Knight Posted February 25, 2015 Report Posted February 25, 2015 Granted. Now it snows 0.3% more often. I wish I had better inspiration to make stuff. 0 Quote
ChopBam Posted February 25, 2015 Report Posted February 25, 2015 Granted, but the stuff turns out to suck. I wish I had an incorruptible wish. 0 Quote
Chaos_Knight Posted February 25, 2015 Report Posted February 25, 2015 Granted but it's blank. I wish people were more responsible. 0 Quote
Omar007 Posted February 25, 2015 Report Posted February 25, 2015 Granted. You are now so irresposible that everyone else seems responsible to you! I wish I was done moving over all my files to my new PC... 0 Quote
GeneralCamo Posted February 26, 2015 Author Report Posted February 26, 2015 You finish moving all the files to your new PC and you throw out the old one. A week later, the hard drive malfunctions, and you discover your backups are non-existent. I wish I had a hard drive with an infinite amount of storage. 0 Quote
Einstein Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 Granted. Now it snows 0.3% more often. You didn't do something right man...we got 8-10 inches today I wish I had a hard drive with an infinite amount of storage. Granted. Here's how. I wish I had funds to convert my jeep to 4x4 0 Quote
GeneralCamo Posted February 26, 2015 Author Report Posted February 26, 2015 Indeed you get the funds. But the people you pay think it is a 4x4 piece of wood, so you lose your jeep in exchange for a 4x4 piece of wood. Sorry. I wish youtube would remove their content warnings so I did not need to sign in. 0 Quote
Killing_You Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 Granted, but then YouTube hands out censors like candy to your favorite videos. I wish I had potato chips. 0 Quote
Einstein Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 Granted. *Drops potatoes into a wood chipper and aims at KillingYou* : I wish I had a snowsled! Nobody here sells them... 0 Quote
ChopBam Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 Granted, but you move to California where there is no snow or rain. I wish pie & ice cream would appear in front of me whenever I craved it. 0 Quote
Lodestar Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 Granted, but it's always the flavor you want the least in that moment. I wish that the FCC doesn't destroy net neutrality today...this wish corrupts itself 0 Quote
Einstein Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 Dangit...we have to start over now. Someone make a wish, im not feeling creative atm. 0 Quote
Killing_You Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 I wish for fried chicken. 0 Quote
Einstein Posted February 26, 2015 Report Posted February 26, 2015 Granted but the thing is pissed off because they forgot to kill it first so it claws your face and you meet an untimely death. Woah I might have overdone that a bit.... I wish for pizza! (better hurry! you have approx 25 mins ) 0 Quote
Garrus09 Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 Granted but it was 2 hours late. I wish for my tax returns already. 0 Quote
Einstein Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 Granted. Your taxes return in the hands of one IRS auditor : I wish days were 36 hours long! 0 Quote
moonsense715 Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 I wish days were 36 hours long!Granted but now you have to work/spend time at school 14 hours per day and your body requires another 14 hours to regenerate at night. I wish houses/flats cleaned themselves. 0 Quote
Einstein Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 Granted. BEHOLD THE SNOO SNOO!! I wish sleep was not a requirement for life : 0 Quote
GeneralCamo Posted February 27, 2015 Author Report Posted February 27, 2015 Indeed they do, but they sometimes mess up and clean up things you need. Like that paper you spent a month writing for work... STUPID NINJA EDIT GAH: Granted, but you constantly feel the pain and side effects of sleep deprivation, without the death unless you actually fall asleep, which causes you to sleep so deeply you enter a vegetative death. I wish moonsense715 would change his name back to dtrngd. 1 Quote
Killing_You Posted February 27, 2015 Report Posted February 27, 2015 Granted but then an ID mismatch permabans him. I wish for taquitos. 0 Quote
SarahNautili Posted March 3, 2015 Report Posted March 3, 2015 (edited) Granted, but that's dog meat in those taquitos. And they're five days old. I wish I didn't have to work 7 days a week. Edited March 3, 2015 by SarahNautili 0 Quote
GeneralCamo Posted March 3, 2015 Author Report Posted March 3, 2015 Granted, you only work 5 days a week. But now, there are only 5 days in a week... I wish stupidity and ignorance would dig its own grave. 0 Quote
Nodlied Posted March 3, 2015 Report Posted March 3, 2015 Granted, you've started to dig your own grave. I wish a had a second car. 1 Quote
Garrus09 Posted March 3, 2015 Report Posted March 3, 2015 Granted but Voe ends up keying the side of it with "Ethiopia rules." I wish I had my new car already. 1 Quote
SarahNautili Posted March 3, 2015 Report Posted March 3, 2015 (edited) Granted but there's a recall out on it because it catches fire easier than a pinto. I wish I was smarter. Edited March 3, 2015 by SarahNautili 0 Quote
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