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They take a turn for the better by making you die immediately, instead of feeling pain for several years until you lose all your dignity and forget all that you have ever loved.

 

I wish the health kits as seen in video games actually were real.

Posted

...your lack of a wish causes you to die a slow death, feeling pain for several years until you lose all your dignity and forget all that you have ever loved. (This will teach you to make a wish)

 

I wish people would make more wishes.

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Your wish gets granted, but all the wishes will be used as a tool to hurt you.

 

I wish that SJWs wouldn't exist.

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You want me to cry don't you? :(

 

Granted. What they don't show in the games is that it also swaps your genatailia!

 

 

...your lack of a wish causes you to die a slow death, feeling pain for several years until you lose all your dignity and forget all that you have ever loved. (This will teach you to make a wish)

 

I wish people would make more wishes.

Not sure how this happened. whups

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Granted, but it's due to a great tornado so you must huddle in the shelter instead.

 

I wish I could clone myself ten times to get more work done!

Posted

Granted, but they're all charicatures of a part of your personality and the evil one eventually opens fire on the others.

 

I wish I had a PB&J sandwich.

Posted (edited)

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/273145/is-it-possible-to-decompile-a-windows-exe-or-at-least-view-the-assembly

 

It , might just be possible , however illegal .

 

Granted but the software produces soon find out and they take everything , you now live on the side of the streets and wear a pair of boxes as shorts .

 

Edit : Wow you post just changed . Oh I looked a your post on the first page .

 

Wish granted , you get a stadium to yourself , you have to walk two blocks to see your boss , there's no roof and Octavia lands tomorrow .

 

I wish I had uncapped inter-net .

Edited by Eternity 6
Posted

Granted, but in an effort to balance your laziness with productivity the universe just gives up and you end up accomplishing nothing.

 

I wish for the drama between w3d hub and bhp to be over.

Posted

Granted. FDS never works ever again.

 

I wish I had the time to pour into reading all the map-making tutorials and make an awesome map or three. I have some ideas for APB and both of the former BHP projects...

Posted

99% of bloatware can be removed, especially if you know what you're doing :v:

 

Granted! But everything you produce sucks!!!

 

I wish for my member title to be changed to read "Time Management Specialist" :D

Posted

99% of bloatware can be removed, especially if you know what you're doing :v:

 

Granted! But everything you produce sucks!!!

 

I wish for my member title to be changed to read "Time Management Specialist" :D

Granted but I already changed it for you :p

I wish I could finish the Airforce Command HQ interior in a day and make it look nice.

Posted

Granted. They now call you a hacker instead!

 

I wish Gnome on Wayland actually worked instead of just flashing a grey screen + black mouse pointer before crashing my whole system

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Granted but you will not see it ever appear on the W3D engine.

/hinthint

 

I wish bugs would stop holding program development back!

 

 

 

PS. This one is called Tiberium Redux as opposed to Tiberian xD

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You....

 

Fine I'll play along. Granted. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .*cricket chirps*. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

 

I wish for generalcamo to be bant for attempting to loophole the game and thinking nobody would find a way out of that :p

Posted (edited)

Granted (or is it?), but you have to spend a whole week just playing this game with him on a separate forum.

I wish the universe would be a bit faster at making my wishes come true.

Edited by AZ-Stalker
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Gross.

 

Granted but the universe gets agitated from being overworked without just compensation and slaps you in the face! (when is the last time you did the universe a favor? :3 )

 

I wish I had an oscar meyer weiner.

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