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Corrupt A Wish 2.0


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Granted, but the process requires several divide be zero scenarios that would cause the cataclysmic destruction of the universe. You decide to save everyone by asking for a PB&J sandwich instead. You get a PB&J bagel.

 

I wish I had a PB&J bagel.

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Granted. The floor creaks, the roof leaks, there's a terrible draft. The winters are harsh, the summers are brutal. There's a wild man-eating clam in the backyard!

 

I wish for a wishing well.

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Granted. Due to everyone being too busy playing Total War, actual wars become a distant memory and people keep on praying without noticing anything.

I wish Overwatch loot boxes would give me skins for heroes I actually play.

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