Isaac The Madd Posted October 29, 2015 Report Share Posted October 29, 2015 Granted, it now only displays for users in Mississippi. I wish Frank Herbert,the author of Dune, didn't die in 1986. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralCamo Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 *revives* Granted. He now dies in 1964, before Dune was released. I wish I wouldn't have financial aid problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted February 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 Granted! No financial aid! I wish for more bandwidth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 Granted, but everyone you know hijacks it so much that it chokes. I wish Rockstar would make a Punisher video game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralCamo Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 Granted. But it's Wii U exclusive. I wish I could control my internal clock to make boring things seem to go faster. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac The Madd Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 Granted, but you can only and always do it when you need to pay attention causing to fail. I wish I was better at 3d modeling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilslayersbane Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 Granted, but like me your texturing is that of a 3-year-old on heroine and everyone focuses on that instead. I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 Granted, but this makes the universe divide by 0. I wish I wouldn't whiff all of my attacks while playing Pathfinder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralCamo Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 Pathfinder crashes your system and deletes your hard drive to meet your wish. I wish I could write essays just by thinking about them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 Granted, but every random thought you have ends up on the paper. I wish Generalcamo knew that Pathfinder was a tabletop RPG similar to D&D, and not a computer game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac The Madd Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 Granted, all copies of it catch fire. I wish to have a hard drive with infinite storage space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilslayersbane Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 Granted, however it will never be compatible with file systems that don't run on quantum computing. I wish that I could pass my Army PT test. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 Granted, but you're deployed to Hawaii, then diverted to Alaska without a chance to repack. I wish people played this again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NodGuy Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 Granted, but they're all extremely bad players. I wish APB and Reborn were virtual reality with realistic graphics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac The Madd Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 Granted, but the gameplay is now complete crap. I wish the other forum games were revived\ restarted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted June 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 Granted. Forum breaks! I wish I had a box of rocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NodGuy Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Granted, but the box cannot be opened. I wish for an incorruptible wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Granted, but the process requires several divide be zero scenarios that would cause the cataclysmic destruction of the universe. You decide to save everyone by asking for a PB&J sandwich instead. You get a PB&J bagel. I wish I had a PB&J bagel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Granted. It thinks you taste very good. I wish I could be living in my new house already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Granted. The floor creaks, the roof leaks, there's a terrible draft. The winters are harsh, the summers are brutal. There's a wild man-eating clam in the backyard! I wish for a wishing well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahNautili Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Granted, but it only grants wishes if they cannot possibly benefit you in any way, direct or indirect. I wish I didn't get migraines anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac The Madd Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Granted, you are now punched in the face instead, every time. I wish for Turret. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NodGuy Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Granted, but the barrel is filled with cement. I wish Netflix would bring back Futurama and it's better than ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Granted, but it's re-cancelled after one season. I wish I was a puppy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Granted. @OWA renames the rehab group to "funnies" I wish puppy killing you didn't get neutered. Thats sad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Granted, but I turn back to a person. I wish DH knew the difference between censorship and calming down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grendies Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Granted. Due to everyone being too busy playing Total War, actual wars become a distant memory and people keep on praying without noticing anything.I wish Overwatch loot boxes would give me skins for heroes I actually play. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar007 Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Granted but those heroes also get nerfed into oblivion so there is no reason to ever play them at all. I wish I didn't have to RMA my Vive controllers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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