Staplerfahrer Voekov XD

[VERTi60]

I digged some good old german forklift instruction parody vid from 2001. I wanted to share it since it might help our local polish workforce voe (even though he might know about it already, but good reminder)

 

 

Warning: Contains blood and gore

[Voe]

This is gold.

[Mojoman]

What do you mean parody?!

[forg0ten1]

apb forklift shood be able to impale people

[Testament]

Old meme

[Voe]

apb forklift shood be able to impale people

Give it a melee attack like spy in Reborn and dog in AR.

[Pushwall]

At that point you might as well just run them over - SquishVelocity is 2.0, versus its max speed of 6.5ish. That's a much more lenient squish threshold than damn near every other land vehicle, and for exactly the reasons you'd think

[Voe]

At that point you might as well just run them over - SquishVelocity is 2.0, versus its max speed of 6.5ish. That's a much more lenient squish threshold than damn near every other land vehicle, and for exactly the reasons you'd think

Believe it or not but it goes so slow I never even thought of squishing people with it

[VERTi60]

Next Halloween make the forklift insta stab soldiers while ore trucks picking up the corpses

[Einstein]

Next Halloween make the forklift insta stab soldiers while ore trucks picking up the corpses

 

Heck of a map idea right there

[VERTi60]

Somebody shared this vid today and I immediately thought of the Staplerfahrer in action IRL:

 

(warning the video might be disturbing)

 

 

 

 

 

[Einstein]

Ouch.

[Killing_You]

I forgot to mention this, but I actually have ridden on a palette as portrayed in the first part of the video. On top of a bunch of unsecured soup cans, no less. Thank GOD Klaus wasn't the operator.

 

 

 

Or Voe, for that matter.