Killing_You

I go by ZoneDestroyer, and I am the worst player in the 495th. I don't mind too much, though, as I still have fun. I haven't had access to the internet in any way besides my phone, but when I do play, I prefer Heavy Tanks above all else. I also love Artillery and Tank Destroyers, and when I find a Medium that I like, I'll run with it. I tend to either snipe from behind the lines or charge into battle gloriously. I do best in urban environments, and I have more fun when collaborating in a platoon over Teamspeak.

It's pretty hard to put my favorite games into any particular order. So, here's just a scrambled list. -Total Annihilation -C&C Franchise -Fallout 3 -The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion -Half Life -Star Wars: Empire At War -Battlefront 2 -The Force Unleashed -Galactic Battlegrounds -Naval Ops: Warship Gunner -Bully -Star Trek Online -World of Tanks -World of Warships -Mortal Kombat 2011 -Injustice: Gods Among Us -Tomb Raider 2013 -Halo: Reach -Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 -Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six -Half Life -Alien: Isolation -Silent Hill 2 -Silent Hill 3 -Silent Hill: Downpour And my all time favorite game? -Batman: Arkham City

I have two Soviet disks, two Allied disks, one Yuri disk, two TFD disks, and now a real reason to use Origin. What does that say about me?

*cue John Williams music* I swoop in and save Andrew, then I politely ask the Ninjas to leave him alone. Amazingly, they oblige! Unfortunately, they also fuse Kryptonite and Tiberium together, and are trying to kill me with a robot that has a Tiberonite heart. And the worst part is, they're lead by Frank Miller!

Granted. The URL is eroticteencactusporn.com. I hope you like snuff child porn. I wish Unfriended wasn't getting a sequel.

That reminds me of the time I took down a MARV with three or four squads of Awakened in Waffles... Just have to time the EMPs correctly. I can see how this could be a bad idea in Reborn.

That hero shall be me! As it turns out, I am an alien, and I can fly,shoot lasers from my eyes, freeze with my breath, and I'm very strong. I drive off the evildoers and save the day! Unfortunately, some buildings got knocked over and everyone blames me for some reason. And now Ben Affleck has a robot suit and wants to 1v1 me IRL...

I can't save you from the heart attack, so you die. However, my antics from before inadvertly gained me the affection of Death herself, and so I ask her to bring you back. I'm a nice guy. Unfortunately, Thanks has a crush on Death, and he just so happened to get the final Infinity Gem before turning his attention towards me. He's pissed, she can't help, and I need new pants.

Granted. You win. Congrats. Now the paparazzi won't leave you alone. You enjoy it at first... Until they use Pym particles to infiltrate your bathroom while you are taking a napalm poopoo. I wish napalm poos didn't exist.

Granted. Your wish is corrupted, which corrupts and crashes your brain. RIP Nodlied. 19??-2015 I wish for a ham and cheese omelette.

One by one, I take out these snipers, then write a blood message ordering the FBI to clear your name, or else the gates of Hell will open in their office and drag them down. They rule it a supernatural occurrence and leave you alone. This gets the attention of a Predator, which tracks me down, and has locked onto me with his plasma caster.

Granted. You get a 747 construction kit. Oh, and the instructions are in Mayan. Have fun. I wish I had madrox micro skillz.

Granted, but you are banned from boats. I wish someone would play Duel Masters with me.

Holy shit. I thought I would never meet someone else who remembered. Anyways, granted, but all drugs are destroyed, along with the means to make more. You are thrust into permanent detox. I wish my bowling game was better.

Granted. He roundhouse kicks everyone. I wish that there were more people who knew about Butt Ugly Martians.

Granted, but the lizard people you target happen to be the Gorn, who radio the Klingons for help. Their armada blows you and your followers on Twitter to smithereens. I wish I had an Ant Man suit.

Granted. *nom* I wish I was a Jedi.

Granted, but one day fall is skipped and goes straight to winter, freezing you instantly while you swim. I wish I was roomies with OWA.

Granted. Now nobody is offended by anything, even by someone just randomly shooting a guy in the face. I wish someone would muzzle DoMiNaNt_HuNtEr.

Granted. Plug it in, put the top on, and hit "purée." (You didn't specify! ) I wish I was Chris Pratt.

What are you talking about? Are you illuminaughty?

Granted. You contract every STD known to man. I wish I was in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Granted. You get a wheel lock pistol and no instructions or ammunition. I wish I had a cheeseburger.

I saw someone a while ago dress up as a Mutant Hijacker, so I'm using that.

My earliest memory is me sitting on my late father's lap while he taught me how to play C&C. I have literally grown up with this franchise... It's like a little brother to me. I'm so sad that EA is just letting it sit around and gather dust. I long for the day that it gets picked up by a team with passion, and revives the series to its former glory. Until then, well, at least the fans are keeping the life in the series.