Killing_You

Made this mockup of what the Order's flag would look like, complete with Halo of the Sun. Also a tease of something for the future

Pretty much what happened was this: The map was Zama, 3v3 with me on Allies. We had managed to take out a single Flame Tower, but never made progress beyond that since we had to go up against Furs and Raptor. They were essentially laying the smack down on us, and I figured that as a spy I could at least pull some nice points for myself by planting a flare. I put it on the roof of the refinery because why not. I figured that the blast would damage the most buildings, plus it would be easy to defend. I notice the A-Bomb coming and high tail it to avoid adding a death. What I didn't expect was for the blast to destroy the entire Soviet base. And I do mean the entire frickin' base. Tesla coil, remaining flame towers, service depots, main production buildings, even the kitchen sink. Flattened. And that, I guess, triggered the EVA announcements in the next match.

That moment when your flare is so destructive that it pushes the EVA announcements into the next match.

Uh oh... I misread the date. I'll most likely be at work.

I think I'll do some recording this session. Join us in TS if you want to say hi to viewers! Maybe, though. A lot gets cut because I generally stick to a few minutes of funny moments.

A contribution is a contribution, and they're all appreciated.

This is just the beginning...

At some point I should put together a classic sound pack to match.

Many of you who are aware of me know that I love the Terry Crews old spice commercials, particularly the ones with the classic "WTF Boom" mixed in. Never seen them before? Well, check out this beautiful compilation. Quite entertaining, aren't they? Well now, you can enjoy the magic of Old Spice ingame! It's so powerful it can cause serious damage to the enemy base! Yeah it is! Who said that? Was that my left bicep? No, it was my Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabdominals. Okay enough beating around the bush. This pack transforms Demolition Trucks into Old Spice trucks! Check the preview: In addition, the Old Spice whistle (complete with Terry Crews awesomeness) is now the signal that a demo truck is armed. Finally, the chargeup/detonation is the classic "WTF Boom" meme. This affects the nuclear missile as well, so have fun! You can download the pack here: https://www.mediafire.com/?p9stzi9hiamcg96 Oh, and just one more thing: Buh ba bum buh buh bah POWER!

To be fair, is there much topic to get back to? The discussion kind of ended with "engine limitations."

This forum continues to amaze me with how quickly conversations nosedive into insanity, and everyone just goes with the flow.

You people and your wacky ideas. Today it's a Tesla Jammer, tomorrow it'll be a Nuclear Stealth Plecostomus...

Granted, but I turn back to a person. I wish DH knew the difference between censorship and calming down.

Granted, but it's re-cancelled after one season. I wish I was a puppy.

Granted. The floor creaks, the roof leaks, there's a terrible draft. The winters are harsh, the summers are brutal. There's a wild man-eating clam in the backyard! I wish for a wishing well.

Granted, but the process requires several divide be zero scenarios that would cause the cataclysmic destruction of the universe. You decide to save everyone by asking for a PB&J sandwich instead. You get a PB&J bagel. I wish I had a PB&J bagel.

Granted, but you're deployed to Hawaii, then diverted to Alaska without a chance to repack. I wish people played this again.

Plus this just makes them a diet base defense, which is kinda pointless.

Huh? Where was this ever mentioned?

Unfortunately, it is impossible to do. EIther make everything stealthed or allow hitboxes to be seen even outside of the gap, as I told you ingame earlier.

Walls! I knew this maps was missing something, I just couldn't put my finger on it. Hopefully this makes the bases easier to defend.

Am I the only one who thought The Force Awakens was on par with A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back?

I just remember sitting on my dad's lap while he played C&C, which I called "flopellar" as a toddler (I got that from "Low Power," I think). It got to the point where if my parents ever needed me to stay in one place for a certain amount of time, they'd just pop in the Red Alert disk and let me have fun. Heck I even got to the 4th Soviet mission before being fully potty trained. Then I remember being super excited when he took me to the store to get Red Alert 2 when it came out, and then sitting on his lap while he played through the campaigns... Man he would've LOVED APB.

If memory serves me correctly, there should be a version of CamosCanyon with bots for specifically this purpose... However I do think there should be a few more bot maps, probably KotG or RidgeWar.

Ladies and gentlemen, for one night only, standing in for yours truly (and doing a damn fine job of it), I give you... CLAYFACE!!!