AZ-Stalker Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 There's a game I've seen played on multiple forums through out the age of man in various forms, so I'd like to try making a version for our use. For practicality, I'm calling it the three word story. The story is compiled by splicing together everyone's consecutive input. Each participant posts a three word line with tasteful punctuation and such cut-offs when there is a need for it. Every next post must build upon the last post's three word line. You don't need to copy the text, just post a continuation. And please don't double post, you only get one line at a time. Let's keep it C&C oriented so we get something unique. But please keep it somewhat of a coherent storyline (example: don't kill off our main character as a joke). We'll compile the posts and post the full story by editing this first post every now and then. If two posts get sent in at the same time, we'll try to splice them in, so watch out for that notification! We'll end the story when we feel its potential has been exhausted or it comes to a good conclusion on its own. Note that you can drop in and out of the game as you please, just hop on and make a post whenever. No need to announce yourself. Example of how the game works: POST 1: A Nod cyborg POST 2: was making a POST 3: snowman when suddenly POST 4: he got EMP'd. POST 5: He exhaled, deeply, POST 6: only to realize POST 7: he didn't know POST 8: if he would POST 9: ever finish his POST 10: snowman. GDI was POST 11: the culprit. They POST 12: snuk around him... (ect.) We'll flesh out any additional pointers and rules as we run into bumps in the road. We'll refine the guidelines along the way. Additionally, if you feel like commentating about the game, make sure to first include your three lines clearly at the top of your post separated from your thread comment so it's easy to collect all of them for compiling, maybe mark it in the gold text color like the following. Let's see how this goes. I'll start: A disc thrower THREE WORD C&C STORY Compilation #1 Spoiler A disc thrower misjudged his throw and realized that his pizza was left behind at checkpoint Alpha, where he evaded hungry children, that ravenously Otto von Bismarck. The tiny deer got ran over by a GDI reindeer. Walking home from happy hour was always hazardous due to the excessive drinking, but Nod sponsored transit in good faith! However, the deer saw headlights approach that belonged to Santa's mammoth sleigh which was carrying a payload of blue zone presents. This is why GDI distrusts Nod in any way, shape, or form. Because of waffles. Which is why we need better self propelled artillery. More importantly, however, was the need to use proper animal shelters. Undeniably! The monkeys were suddenly around the deer incident, causing our disc thrower to panic in light of the horrific monkey onslaught which was about to turn into reality. He quickly pulled a 180 but tripped over some canned bread that the deer, in its wisdom, devoured whole rapidly without a care. A harvester, accidentally, entered the battle. Faraway, Yuri's grinder hungered for it. Seems irrational, yes, but golf is the disc thrower's pet deer's favorite passtime. It won't save the pizza or help with his herpes inconvenience. The brawl was making headlines because Tim Curry escaped into the mix. The disc thrower struggled to regain, without a doubt, any sense of moonsense715, because he was very tired from issuing parking tickets. Things got pretty sketchy when the local coroner had a case against the offending Nod transport's owner! Meanwhile, our friend the tiny deer poured frosted flakes and canned bread all over the tidy bedspread, ruining the façade of civility, so carefully she reached into a memory of correct sentence structure. Upon feeling the squishy bread doe, he began convulsing in a fit of uncontrollable giggles. Inappropriate reactions were uncommon back when this first started; however, they now are commonplace. It made the deer very, very nervous. In a remote part of the jungle of Kräghhhrrrrrnnngistan, in which live all our protagonists, in the desire of Lord Kane to learn how to stack fluffy pancakes, the disc thrower had plans to teach everyone how to stack better. The mess produced by poor sweat shop workers filling Santa's quota for iPhones was a Samsung victory, unbeknownst to our tiny deer friend. NOTE FOR STAFF: Feel free to edit the story compilations above by writing in the missing pieces whenever you feel like it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nodlied Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 died. The end. Spoiler Didn't think this through, did you? Ignore my post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRAYDO Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 Nodlied, you're fired Spoiler three words story-related misjudged his throw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZ-Stalker Posted November 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 Spoiler Nodlied posts like that will be confusing when compiling everything. Yes, let's keep it in gold so it's clear. and realized that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 his pizza was 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZ-Stalker Posted November 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 left behind at 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 checkpoint Alpha, where 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZ-Stalker Posted November 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 he evaded hungry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheIrishman Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 children, that ravenously 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voe Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 Otto von Bismarck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing_You Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 Damn it, Voe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerad2142 Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 The tiny deer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeP47 Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 got ran over 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerad2142 Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 by a GDI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeP47 Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 reindeer. Walking home 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerad2142 Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 from happy hour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeP47 Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 was always hazardous (I was going for the song, but this is almost better) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerad2142 Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 due to the 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeP47 Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 excessive drinking, but 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerad2142 Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 Nod sponsored transit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZ-Stalker Posted November 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 in good faith! Everyone please observe Voe's Bismarck post as what NOT to do, as it kills continuation and just ended the sentence in a disconnected way. Also this is what we have so far, a pointer would be to try and connect events into a story, that'd be the advanced version and requires cooperation, so please continue! :D Quote A disc thrower misjudged his throw and realized that his pizza was left behind at checkpoint Alpha, where he evaded hungry children, that ravenously Otto von Bismarck. The tiny deer got ran over by a GDI reindeer. Walking home from happy hour was always hazardous due to the excessive drinking, but Nod sponsored transit in good faith! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeP47 Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 However, the deer (So far the story all makes sense, in MY head at least ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheIrishman Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 saw headlights approach 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerad2142 Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 that belonged to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Einstein Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 Santa's mammoth tank sleigh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeP47 Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 which was carrying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerad2142 Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 a payload of 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZ-Stalker Posted November 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 blue zone presents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeP47 Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 This is why 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerad2142 Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 GDI distrusts Nod 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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