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GODDAMIT

I love logging into W3D Mafia and wandering into a midst of chaos and shitposts. I can bet shots have been fired and someone is dead.

Ok, get this. I was just taking a shit, debating whether i should keep hinting at being a terrorist, or just outright claim the Ivan. Guess what i got? There is 0 reason for not claiming Ivan. Scum won't target me at night because I'm volatile. I die on both the day and the night action. It's a wasted nightkill if a townie will commit suicide on their own, not to mention the potential of me blowing up another townie. It's a safe claim. So i come back to my desktop, and here i see you've claimed my role. You've literally shat the bed harder that i shat the toilet.

Also, your username clearly gave your role away.

Remember in the 90s when they said not to let your child have too much sugar or bad things would happen? Anon is probably what they were thinking would happen.

Not quite as bad as that APB 1 Game where Voe roleblocked the killer every night...except that the killer would have failed anyway in all of those cases, so it was actually just a coincidence that the people he roleblocked were Allied.

Obscuring stats and the results of shots would do a lot to help scum.

GAME OVER The Allies have conceded. Congratulations, comrades--your outpost survives to see another day. Perhaps next time, the Allied Dogs won't underestimate you. APOCALYPSE RISING MAFIA I - Game Data - Google Sheets APOCALYPSE RISING MAFIA I - Dead Doc - Google Docs APOCALYPSE RISING MAFIA I - Scumdoc - Google Docs Nothing much to say about this game. It's pretty clear now that this style makes for shorter games than CYOR, however for the next iteration I host, I think I'll follow in Verti60's footsteps and expand the plot a bit (missile silo mechanics etc) to make it last longer. That said, scum made two critical mistakes this game that got them out early. One, iLikeToSnipe: KY saw right through his plan in progress and iLTS wasn't around to provide a rebuttal or react in time. Two, Mojoman decided to counterclaim Crazy Ivan of all roles. I offered Orange the opportunity to continue the fight via ##reinforcements, which would have delayed a nightkill in trade for swapping the Mirage Tank out for Tanya. He declined, so Tanya will just have to make her appearance later. Coming off the holidays, perhaps it was too soon to start the game. Better luck next time, scum. I'd like to give a shoutout to @Louis who did a great job cohosting despite being unfamiliar with Red Alert 2. I don't expect her to host a CYOR next week, but I do think she's got enough experience to co-mod one of those styles.

Stopped clock.

So here one of 6 things happen: We vote lynch Voe, another scum flips, yay for us. We vote lynch someone else, at which case I shoot Voe tomorrow, die, get revealed as Ivan and Voe dies tomorrow. Voe shoots me, kills me, I flip Ivan but he doesn't die. We lynch Voe. Voe shoots me, I don't die, but Voe doesn't die either. We lynch Voe. Voe shoots any other player, Voe doesn't die, we lynch Voe. Mojo blows up a trusted town, killing himself and the town, making the game more interesting. I'll keep my shot to myself until tomorrow, as the votes start settling down. This game is over already.

I'M MINIMIZING THE IMPACT OF MY MISTAKE JUST ACCEPT IT

Wow, I didn't think you knew how to use that.

He was found with classic scum hunting is the point shade.

Except which tactic nailed ILTS to the wall?

It's not the presence of statistics or their absence, but the game designed around statistics. It's just something game design has to account for, if stats are public.

Congrats everyone! It sure was a great experience.

I mean, if anything, I should get a medal for getting him to target someone other than FRAYDO.

Well, you know where to shout if you need to talk or anything. I'm glad you told us. Anyway, I'll stop hijacking the game now. ##shoot literally everyone here, especially Fraydo

Now, with this handled and done with, I suggest you lads get back to your game after the glory that was Voe going kaboom. (Yes I edited a post, sue me.)

You don't get paid for being a tester.

This is actually the thing you've said that makes the most sense as for those that aren't aware that's actually a standard treatment, he's not just claiming to eat rocks.

Westwood had the best costume design, and by best, I mean hilariously improvised.

WOW SPOILERS

I just lost some brain cells...

Dragging into the reply

My imagination hurts.

Counterclaim, bitch.

I like how my role is listed as "OrangeP47" which is pretty accurate.

Rip retal. You know, at least Anon Kat did something. That's learning in my book.

You guys and your statistics.

Just use this and it's applicable to everything.

My assumptions are as follows The spy used infiltrate N1 and couldn't do the NK. The only remaining scum is the mirage tank who would have done the NK. It's unlikely that the mirage tank specifically was targeted. Scum would avoid getting into a roleblocked claim war because that makes them tempting lynch/cop targets. I find it incredibly believable that KY roleblocked Shade because Shade.